I Write Words. Your Audience Sets in Motion.
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Your Brand Keeps Reaching All-Time Highs
your customers love you, your monthly revenue is skyrocketing, and your bank account is the happiest it's ever been... all because of just ONE simple decision
what did you do?
you hired a meatball
Hi, the name's MeatballI live in motionI'm all about it. I'm PRO-MotionWhen I'm not typing words on a screen, moving your audience closer and closer to Add to Cart - you'll find me outside... livin', movin', and stayin' in motionWhat do you need?VSL?
Promotion?
Sales Letter?
Email-Sequence?
Direct-Response Campaign?
Full-Service Funnel?
Daily emails?
Ads?Everything?I got you coveredYou don't know what you need?I'll happily tell you (and do it for you too)
When you Hire me:
Less work for you
More money for you
Engaged audience
A good guy
When You Don't Hire me:
Hours of writing
Motionless audience
Less sales
Less fun
Here's How it Will Work:
01
Hop on a quick call.Shoot the S***.Review Current Copy.Talk business.
02
You decide if we're a good match.I'll send over more samples in the meantime.
03
You want a Meatball on your team.You hire me.I make money for you.
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From Adam, to Meathead, to Meatball, my name parallels the way I like to live - in motion.You can call me whatever you want when we work together.When we chat, I'll tell you how I got the name "Meatball". Funny story.